Eyeglasses

Since Trump has a full line of men’s suits, ties, and cufflinks that look just like how you would expect them to look, he also decided to focus on eyeglasses, because why not? We can safely say they are the least Trump of all Trump gear.

The ideal non-offensive glasses feature a couple of wireframes, occasional hints of gold, tons of bland brown, and a bit of tortoiseshell.

And just like his wallets, they definitely look a bit off-brand, just like something you would see from Fossil. Those wallets are made under the Van Heusen brand, which can be found at retailers like Kohl’s and JC Penney.